Total Medals Earned: 1,012 (From 137 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,880 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 9/16 (205/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (30/55 points)
who's there?
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a flash project
you know how it goes
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 4/8 (105/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 6/8 (100/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 7/16 (40/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
"There's nobody here."
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/390 points)
Complete the 'Deserted Beach' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Forest' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Slime Pit' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Village' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Abandoned Mine' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 2,500 kills with lava.
Complete the 'Mountain Ascent' level on Adventure Mode.
Freeze 2,500 mobs with a Snow Dispenser
Teleport 500 mobs using an Enderpearl Dispenser
Complete the 'Spider Cavern' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 1,000 kills with a Fireball Dispenser.
Use 100 water.
Get 500 kills with Trapdoors.
Complete the 'Underground Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Use 25 Iron Bars.
Get 250 kills with TNT.
Get 100 kills with Cacti.
Get 1,000 kills with an Arrow Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with an Egg Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with a Slime Dispenser.
Complete the 'Ice Peak' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Stronghold' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Nether Portal' level on Adventure Mode.
Get to Wave 50 on the Spider Cavern survival map.
Complete the Adventure Mode!
Get to Wave 50 on any Survival Mode game.
Medals Earned: 5/13 (25/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 6/9 (40/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I think you missed a step in there.
Watch where you point that thing.
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/30 points)
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
Once you go green...